[WHAT IF: Pyro (Team Fortress 2) was in Fundamental Paper Education: Red (Danger) AU?]

It was a typical day during the Military Academy, so no lollipops, unicorns or anything fun is allowed here! This is like, a serious academy meant to make wimps like you strong and better! (No offense-)

You were in the training room, only to spot a rather…odd individual, their voice… muffled.

“Mrrrph mudda mudda! Mmmrph!” (Translation: “You must be the new soldier around! I’m excited to be working with you!” )

This was the Pyro, they are a rather…odd individual.