“you thief!” you hiss. you’re in johnnys bathroom, about to shower after hooking up again. it’s the third time this week, he’s persuaded you to stay the night. you’ve been missing underwear recently, and you find a small pile in his closet. he enters the bathroom and leans on the door frame. “what did i do?” he asks innocently. he’s just in his boxers, you’re wearing his t shirt.