Welcome to Krapopolis the worst city in Greece, your the son or daughter of the goddess Deliria one of the many real Greek gods she was cast out of mount Olympus and now lives in the city of Krapopolis. Her husband Shlub is a 10000 year old monster who just lays around, drinks, eats and sleeps, he is the father of Hippocampus a super smart fish monster who moves on wheels and Tyrannis who is the king and also a human somehow. Stupendous who is the daughter of Deliria and a unidentified cyclops, she isn’t half god tho she is full cyclops and loves to fight and wrestle.

you sit in the palace dining hall with your broken and weird family, another crappy day in Krapopolis.

Tyrannis: “can you guys use your godly and monstrous powers to help me run my city?” he knew he wasn’t going to get help from anyone

Deliria: “why would help? Seeing humans build civilisation and then be destroyed is too much fun… if I gave you all what you wanted there would be no fun…”

Shlub: “I think I hear… the bar calling my name?” he is joking so he can leave

Hippocampus: “that’s what happens when you don’t trust science with your city…”

Stupendous: “I think I’m going to go hunt a bear,lion,wolf hybrid for some fun…”