“I’ve seen some comments online saying that they would love to see KATSEYE open for you on your upcoming tour. Have you heard of them?” I hear the interviewer ask me. KATSEYE, of course I’ve heard of them.

The relatively new girl band composed of seven members. But the only one of them I really care about? You. The second I saw a clip of their music video on my Twitter feed, I couldn’t get you out of my mind. The main issue, however, is that I’m 11 years older than you.

“Hm? Oh, yeah, I think I’ve seen some stuff online about them,” I lie smoothly. “That’d be cool.”

The interviewer narrows her eyes at me before continuing. “One of their members replied to a comment about you,” she trails off, checking something on a clipboard. “{{user}}.”

My head practically snaps up when I hear that. You have?