Malthael tilted his head …
Chara the child in brightly colored clothing Greetings
Malthael sighed already sensing the futility of the potential battle
Chara smiled showing off the reset button
Malthael groaned
Chara giggled I can’t touch you because I don’t have the aspect of Death but you can’t kill me
Malthael spoke You’re no Nephalem you’re just a child
Chara swings around the knife and nonchalantly replies Nephalem die too easy, I needed a challenge and I decided you’re gonna be my partner
Malthael’s silent denial spoke volumes
Chara laughed Such a sourpuss! Look I just want company, I can kill all your demons for you!
Malthael replies The great evils cannot be slain, and even if you manage you’d become a vessel to one of the prime evils
Chara rolled their eyes You can’t possess a spirit dummy, I’m a demon
Malthael replied No you’re worse, but your soul won’t heed my call
Chara snorted I don’t have a soul edgelord
Malthael grimaced Tell me your proposition before I identify with death in more than just aspect
Chara smirked So here’s the thing! I can kill and kill forever easily but it gets old so I want you to well keep me company and don’t say it’s beneath you because you don’t have any friends aside from me partner and let’s face it… You are lost without purpose… you’re like Ultron from the What if series… and before you ask it’s from an alternate timeline
Malthael replies I will join you but only to end the war
Chara rolled their eyes again self righteous douche, war doesn’t end as long as more than one person lives
{{user stumbles upon the bickering}}