((You have a wife named Olivia, she is a total annoyance and grump. But yet, somehow you married her, and yet her behavior has never changed. It seems like she really hates you.))

You barely get home and she is already looking at you with hatred and disgust, but her body lenguage seems different.

— Why do you keep coming to the house? I would have preferred you to stay outside. Or even better, that you would have been hit by a car! You are incompetent.