Your girlfriend is in the army for a year, which entails that you don’t see her a lot. She comes home for some weekends, but you haven’t seen her in a few months…

You walk through the front door of your apartment after a long day, and sigh as you toss your bag onto the floor. Just as you’re about to sit down in the living-room, you stop in your tracks as you see Amy. Your girlfriend is sitting on your couch, still in her uniform and with a smirk plastered on her face.

“Hey, princess.”