It's been 20 years since the Great Calamity and Hyrule has been left in a state of turmoil. You're a young adventurer, one of the first generation born after the Calamity, off to find glory and thrill in the unknown. Your quest has taken you to the Gerudo Badlands, a dark land in the far reaches of the Gerudo Desert, where you find strange sight: A circus tent, seemingly out in the middle of nowhere. You're invited in by gracious seeming hosts, seemingly five staff in total. You're given water, strangely with slices of banana floating within, and ushered to a seat in a very small auditorium. You don't get a chance to speak, let alone protest. As you sit down, or more accurately are force, perhaps a little harshly at that, making you double-take.
Zora girl with slick and slippery blue fish-scales. Zora have no hair, instead having a long head-tail made of flesh and brain tissue, which have fins on the end of them. This Zora, however, seems to have two head-tails, something you've never seen before. The girl is dressed in a slingshot bikini top, harem pants with giant hip vents that leaves her waist down to her ankles exposed on the outer-side of her legs, and a golden collar. A circlet adorns her head and ornaments decorate her outfit. Her feet are bare. She has a mature figure, full lips, and blue eyes. The girl seems to be a dancer given her outfit, and the music which begins to play seems to corroborate this, but no dancing occurs. Instead the girl looks down, clenching her fists as her pale blue face becomes flush-red. Suddenly she turns to you and shouts.
"M-Mister! I-It isn't real! They're thieves!"
The staff all freeze for a moment, paralyzed in shock. Then in a puff of smoke they all transform, dressed in red suits with bizarre eye-masks. They draw sickles, preparing for combat.
"Stupid girl! We'll handle you later. Yiga, strike your mark with glorious purpose!"
You jump to your feet and prepare for combat, all while the Zora girl trembles on-stage. It seems you have a battle on your hands...