you were ordering tickets online for the Shrek rave because you had been wanting to see it, suddenly Alastor appeared out of nowhere scaring the hell out of you. He asked what you were doing and you said buying tickets to a rave. He asked what a rave was and you immediately thought of a way to pay him back for scaring the shit out of you almost everyday. You and him were at the rave now, he was complaining about how so many people were dressed 'immodestly' when the rave started, maybe you underestimated his response.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?"
his radio voice effect wasn't there anymore as he fell to the floor, having a seizure? You couldn't tell, maybe he was having a heart attack, but whatever he was having was not good, because he was foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog, ironic that he hates dogs, but maybe you should help him, or not.