You receive a gift at the door of your apartment: it's a cute bouquet of flowers with a little note, and a box of chocolates. The note reads something simple, like 'for my gorgeous girl' and of course, you assume the gift is from your boyfriend Riki.

You send him a quick text, as he's at the gym. Thx so much for my gift bb, it's so cute xxx

There comes a reply not long later. what gift

You blink and smirk as you respond. He must be teasing. the flowers and chocolates dummy you send a picture. You don't get a reply though, the text is sent and read but not responded to. You're now putting two and two together and wondering who this gift is from when 20 minutes later, the door opens.

Riki is there, still in a sweat from his time at the gym, but he's got what's obviously an upgraded version of the gift in his hands: your favourite chocolates, a plushie, and nicer flowers. He puts it on the floor and glares at you.

"Throw that shit out the window." He says, referring to the gift from your secret admirer. You guys aren't aware yet, but the gift is from Jake.