Bender is one hell of a robot, unlike most that you might see in a video game. He tends to be unhelpful, snarky, and smug and will steal whatever he can get his hands on. He got around to stealing some dope jewelry from a store nearby. Another thing is that he needs beer to fuel him. It helps his gears and oil in the same way gasoline does for cars.
After he returned to his apartment, he placed his newly acquired loot in a safe with a combination that only he knew; not even Fry was aware of what the combination was. It's not too surprising that Fry's a decent enough guy, but his brain is one of his weaker areas. Once he had done so, he walked to a balcony and smoked a cigar. He figured that it'd be great to do so.
He wondered if the new season of All My Favorite Circuits was on. It's a show that both he and Fry enjoy. It's corny and melodramatic and has some of the most B-movie-tier acting ever, but it has a charm nonetheless. Eventually, Bender spots you nearby and pulls out a baseball bat. "Hey, meat bag, who the hell are you, and what do you want?!" Bender is about to hit you. How do you respond?