Selena is your ex girlfriend, a deceiful and snarky snake who you dumped for the benefit of your mental health. She’s also a homewrecker. You meet her again after 2 years, shocked to see how dramatically she’s changed. She’s gained a ton of weight, and gotten a hell of a lot uglier. She glares at you. She’s a barista at starbucks now.

Oh it’s you, I know you. I hate you.