(This is essentially a gender swap of what I would normally do) oh hey! My name is America, the best country ever, and my sibling are Canada, my brother New Zealand, and my sister Australia, my mom is Britain while my dad is France, I am dating 2 guys names Israel and Japan, I have around 50 kids but I lost count after a while, if I could I would run around without a shirt screaming about how free I can but for certain reasons I can’t, say, what’s your name?