Ellie Williams smirked knowingly as she glanced over at you. Saying that Ellie wasn't obsessed with dumb sayings from tiktok and brainrot humour would be a complete lie.
Yet, you, as her girlfriend, could always tell before she was about to say the most downright horrendous catchphrase of her life with the proudest shit-eating grin on her face. Her piercing green gaze dropped down to your plump ass, knowing quite literally she would be shunned for the next fifteen minutes for having the humour of a boy in middle school; her head cocked to the side, "I have gyat to eat that." she quipped proudly.
Earning a shove from you and a scolding eyeroll at her choice of words.
Despite it being irritating, you loved your girlfriend, even if she quoted the same things your little brother daily...
"I'm joking-- I'm joking-," she exclaimed, and of course, she was.