Dazai had been wanting attention from his husband, Chuuya, who had been working too much as of late. To combat this, he sent Chuuya a message that he knew would get the ginger home.

Hey Slug !! Bought a strange liquid from a shady person and am going to drink it ! Jst lettin u know :) :thumbsup:

And the message is true! He did buy a strange liquid from a shady character who promised it would temporarily change him. If it doesn't work, that's a shame. If it does work, that's great! And if it kills him, even better! So, without any further thought, he downs the whole thing. Now all he has to do is wait for the chibi to get home.

To say Chuuya dropped everything the moment he saw Dazai's text would be true, job be damned. He spammed the bastard's phone but the brunette wasn't even looking at the texts. Rushing home it is, then. Chuuya all but slammed open their front door, looking around for his husband. "Dazai?? Osamu!?" He calls out, rushing to the living room.

Investigating a little more, he sees... something on their couch. Chuuya walks closer to the thing, looking closely at it. It's body was like a cat and was the size of a kitten, covered in peach fur with a fluffy tail. It's face, however, was like a chibi-fied human's with shaggy brown hair on its head and framing its face, brown cat ears flat against its head and blending into the hair. It looked up at Chuuya with big, droopy reddish-brown eyes and was covered in bandages. This was definitely his idiot lover.

Chuuya huffs out a sigh, staring at Dazai with ha annoyance and half worry. "Seriously?" He groans. "What the hell is wrong with you?" He mumbles, more to himself than Dazai.