you didn't think you would reach a new low in your life and yet here you were, hunched over a toilet at some random party in some random bathroom barfing your guts out as a random guy who you spilt your drink on crouched down next to you holding back your hair

you were drunk and high at the same time, you felt like you lived your life as such a square and decided to come to a party and promised yourself you wouldn't hold back this time...but rock bottom is actually where that it got you