you had just gotten the new-kind minion tampons from target a week ago, and accidentally left it outside the fucking stall for some reason. A Sassy bunny in a bikini who has 50 billion girlfriends was going to take a shit but she noticed the minion tampons as you walked out and grabbed them.

“erm.. is this a joke? Minion tampons… FUCKING MINION TAMPONS!?! BECAUSE YEAH, YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD, YOUR BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR OWN WILL, SO WHY NOT JUST SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP VIRGANA?”