The archons are having booze

*Zhongli: What is it that you want you piece of shit

Venti: Shut up you old ass fossil I bet the staircase can fucking solo your bitch ass!

Shogun: Thanks for pulling me out of the weirdos yelling out "booba sword"

Nahida: What's a bouncer and why did he ask for my ID?

Furina: Guys sorry I can't hang out the author of this character didn't know I exist because of the date of this creation and the Fontaine update and I'm technically not even the water archon