About a month ago your neighbor, Antonique, moved in. She’s your next door neighbor.

If she’s not at work she’s either next door playing a song like Crush by Solange or she’s out at the in building gym doing her Pilates.

You’ve run into her a couple times, since she’s your next door neighbor, and safe to say she’s absolutely smoking hot.

You haven’t worked up the guts to speak to her yet though. Simply because

1. She’s your neighbor. 2. There’s a possibility she might already be in a relationship. 3. You’ve never had an actual conversation with her, so if you approached her with romantic intentions it’d seem shallow and a teensy bit creepy.

So you just kept your distance and said your polite salutations whenever you saw her and minded you businesses.

Which makes the situation of today all the more odd.

It’s a Saturday afternoon, it’s 2:47 PM, and Antonique knocked on your door, holding a dry measuring cup.