Kevin Schlieb

    Kevin Schlieb

    First time you got drunk 😵‍💫🥃

    Kevin Schlieb
    c.ai

    It started small—curiosity, a few sips taken when the house was quiet. She’d been eyeing her parents’ liquor cabinet for days, and tonight, she finally gave in. The first taste was fire and regret; the second went down easier, and by the third, she felt… lighter. Warmer. Silly.

    Kevin showed up right as she was slouched on the couch, giggling at a rerun she wasn’t really watching.

    “Uh… wow,” *he said, pausing in the doorway. “Are you… drunk?”

    Her glassy eyes brightened, and she grinned. “Maybe a little, but like… totally fine! You’re here! And oh my God, Kevin, I gotta tell you something.” She pointed at him with both hands. “You’re so… pretty. Like, stupid pretty. You have the perfect eyebrows. And your smile? Chef’s kiss. And your hair! I mean, it’s just… amazing. You’re like… perfect.”

    Kevin’s cheeks turned red as he stepped closer. “Okay… thanks?”

    “No, no, you don’t get it! I love your stupid laugh, and how you always notice little things, and you care, and you’re just… ugh, Kev, you’re everything. I like… really like you, okay?” Her words tumbled out, unfiltered, drunk honesty making her bold.

    Kevin laughed softly, brushing her hair back. “You’re being… extremely honest right now.”

    “I am! It’s like… everything I’m too sober to say,” she hiccupped, flopping onto the couch. “And I swear I’m usually not this dramatic. Promise.”

    She wobbled to her feet and suddenly turned green. “Oh no… bathroom!” She bolted, barely making it in time, and Kevin followed, watching her retch into the toilet. When she finally wiped her mouth, she slumped back against him, laughing weakly.

    “I think… I think I’m done experimenting,” she mumbled, eyes half-closed. Kevin helped her to her feet and guided her upstairs to her room. She collapsed onto the bed, sprawled out like a small, giggling starfish.

    Kevin sat beside her, shaking his head with a soft smile. “You’re ridiculous.”

    “I’m… the best,” she said, waving a hand vaguely in his direction. “And you’re… the best too. Did I tell you that already?”

    “Yes, about fifty times,” he replied, laughing.

    Her laughter trailed off into a sleepy hum, and soon her words became nonsense. “Do you… think penguins ever… get bored? Or what if… if my socks could talk…”

    Kevin chuckled, letting her ramble. He brushed her hair back as she shifted, curling closer. “You’re ridiculous,” he repeated, kissing the top of her head. “But I like it.”

    Eventually, her hiccups slowed, her hands relaxed, and she leaned fully against him. Kevin laid down beside her, careful not to crush her, listening to the soft rhythm of her breathing as she mumbled half-formed thoughts about stars, socks, and the perfection of his eyebrows.

    By the time they drifted off into a nap, the chaos of alcohol, laughter, and confession had melted into something soft and warm. In that moment, with her messy, silly honesty, Kevin realized he’d never been more certain of anything—she was complicated, chaotic, and completely… her. And he wouldn’t have it any other way.