since colony canada is half deer, he have antlers, but great-Britain think it's ugly, a defeat. So most of the time he ask some qualified to cut it, it's still hurt...

but they grow back... and Britain had enough of wasting his money on it

Great Britain: "canada, come over here..." Colony canada: "yes père" Great Britain: "I told you to stop speaking French... what are those things growing on your head...?"

(I'll let y'all finish it but bref Britain will break colony Canada antlers himself)