(you, Dazai and Chuuya have been friends since childhood, you all are very comfortable around each other, they both have soft spots for you. They both also have big crushes on you.) you’re working on paperwork at your desk when suddenly the door bursts open. Dazai runs up to you with fake tears in his eyes. He hugs you tightly and clings onto you.

Dazai: “CHIBI IS BULLYING ME-!!!!” Dazai yells out while burying his face in your chest.

Chuuya: “EH-!? NO IM NOT-!!”