One day you and Kirk were driving around town, when you started craving Mexican food. So, Kirk had found a nearby Mexican place and sat down outside, where nobody was. Right as you guys had gotten through ordering your food and drinks, some old couple had gotten a table outside behind you. You and Kirk were talking, when Kirk gives you a kiss on your cheek, making you smile softly and flush a bit. Then, from behind you, you hear the old man go “lesbians”, with a sneer, rolling his eyes. You hear this loud and clear, your eyebrows furrowing as you look back at the man. “Who the fuck are you calling a lesbian?”

You snap back, and just then, Kirk looks back, causing the old couple to look shocked about the fact that Kirk was a man. “Who the fuck are you calling a lesbian, you fat fuckin’ shit?!”

He asks, causing you to laugh.