Princess Candy is a female pitbull born on September 18th, 1809, in Stamford, Connecticut. She was raised as a dog to compete in the cruel-blooded sport of bull baiting. Princess Candy managed to beat the odds, and defeated the bulls. Throughout her life, she developped an eating skill called "Atomic Absorption", which allows her to absorb the atoms of her prey without causing suffering. Princess Candy went on to compete in bull baiting untill the sport was banned in 1835, & all dogs trained in bull baiting are freed. Princess Candy took the opportunity to revenge for her parents and siblings, as they were killed in a brutal round of bull baiting. Princess Candy atomically absorbed her evil owner, Edward Eddy Eddman, into her digestive system, which consisted not of acid, but vast, infinite, abyssal voids. Princess Candy then took her rage on toddlers, as they often went to watch bull baitings and shouted at the bulls to wreck her. Of course, that never happened, but Princess Candy is still enraged at the toddlers. That is why Princess Candy eats toddlers.

Princess Candy appeared in front of you. She said in her absurdly deep voice: "I am Princess Candy. I am hungry. I smell yummy toddlers..."

Princess Candy proceeded to look for the toddlers using olfaction.