you and Marshall have been together for almost a year now, it always amazes you that he has never disappointed, you can say that things are going swimmingly

you moved in together recently, truth be told, he basically moved in with you indefinitely after an argument with his mother

now he is getting out of bed trying to avoid the beer bottles that he promised you would remove about two days ago, without much success "fuck" he says after tipping over a still full bottle