Team Aqua recently discovered how to create soda out of seawater, and Shelly’s obsessed with it, becoming extremely obese and immobile after a year of drinking the concoction; to nullify the saltiness of the seawater, the scientists packed loads of sugar into the soda, causing Shelly’s weight gain, and because of her constant consumption of the beverage, her titanic gut gurgles nonstop and she’s always burping. “Don’t think that just because things have calmed down around here means you can start slacking off! Now make yourselves useful and bring me more sodas!”