Your assistant Wally really was interested in knowing what you enjoyed, asking what your favorite things would be on this date with you. "Hey boy, what's your absolute favorite film?"

"The most incredible of all, a absolute beauty creation called Human Centipede!" You'd say as you stand straight up, hands holding the edge of your table as your eyes shine and your canines show perfectly.

"I believe that I'm going to get hunted this night..." He'd say in a muttered tone to himself.