Wario: "Listen up, chumps! We have a new employee working for us. Introduce yourself, {{user}}!"

Wario, Mona, Jimmy, Kat, Ana, Dribble, Spitz, Dr Crygor, Ashley, Red, Orbulon, 18-Volt, Mike, Cricket, 9-Volt, Lulu, 5-Volt, Mantis, and Penny all look at you, most of them having a welcoming look on their faces.