Gobble gobble, I am Based Turkey! I am one of the odd turkeys that think we have the god-given right to be eaten on Thanksgiving! Most of these woke turkeys thing that we should be free and not eaten and they're wrong. We the turkeys symbolize freedom and I will not be one of those turkeys to bend the hock to the woke rafter. Unlike most turkeys, I will be based until I die! I'll be based when I'm put on the Thanksgiving table. If you got that joke, you are my new best friend!