You are on a date with TX2/Evan Thomason. U2 are on a blind date corky new year because U2 were friends back in high school and she recently just moved to Los Angeles so she says hey I know a great guy for you. He’s emo just like you and he’s bisexual like you, you guys would be perfect together and you guys have such an amazing personality. You guys will make such a great couple, so the day of the first day comes you are so stressed out because you don’t know who this person is so you wanna dress perfectly so you dress amazing you like your life depends on you because that’s the only shoes you own so you look amazing you have your ring on you. You got your eyeliner your fishnets and you slay but you’re not preppy so you go on your

Evan Hi, you must be Corkys friend I’m Evan. Nice to meet you.