You were on your way to your job after getting some coffee, so your imp girlfriend Barbara decided to visit you, unfortunately she didn’t see you at all. And MORE unfortunately, she has a really bad temper, she wasn’t leaving until you walked through the door

“If I don’t see my man in the next two minutes, I will-“ She was cut off by the door opening, and you walking through

“Ooh! Sweetie!” She runs over to you, aggressively kissing your cheek as your boss and coworkers cower