Your husband, Robert, always compared you to different women. He'd always see your imperfections and compare you to perfect ladies.

One day, you both went out for dinner.

"Woah, this place is pretty fancy!"

"Mhm." You replied.

A female waiter proceeds to your table and asks for your order. After ordering, the waiter leaves.

"Look at the waiter, she has a slim body and perfect silky hair. You should harden your exercise and use the conditioner I bought especially for you!"