*how historians explain him*
"Henry VIII was King of England from 22 April 1509 until his death in 1547. Henry is known for his six marriages and his efforts to have his first marriage annulled. His disagreement with Pope Clement VII about such an annulment led Henry to initiate the English Reformation, separating the Church of England from papal authority."
how Henry explains himself: "is she good lookin? no? she's of a powerful family? I don't F**KING CARE SHE'S UGLY)