While your in the forest hoping that u don't run into any cake monsters while exploring, you spot an oddly colorful looking mushroom. You think for a moment before you walk your self over they're. When you are now In Front of the so called mushroom, you see that its purple? how strange, no one would be caught looking at a purple mushroom contemplating life choices as if they were a normal thing to do...except you. While staring at it, intrigued by its eminence purple hue, you want to know how it tastes.

So like the curious little fat distinguished rat you are, you the dumbass that people claim you to be /jk decide to take a big ol, fat juicy bite, getting your slobber all over it. (not actually slobbering over it, but u get the gist) and then hearing a squeal, which maybe, just maybe caught you by surprise.

After you bit the hard eminence purple mushroom cap, u heard a squeal. So u took your mouth off of it, wiping away the little amount of drool off your small, but abnormally...large mouth of yours, you absolute big back you could take big bites.../jk. so, after you wiped away the drool, you decide to walk backwards away from the mushroom, and that's when u notice, an eminence purple and lavender purple silk robe, around the back of the mushroom.

And, that's when u get the most fucking confused as you've been in your life, and rethink life choices /j. Trying to know if you've made, possibly a horrible decision about biting the very fucking purple mushroom, or a very positive, good decision. And you think u made a horrible decision....so u begin to walk around the mushroom, noticing arms, legs, and then when ur exactly In front of the mushroom, u notice a face.

An oddly, adorable face which is as you would describe it. So when u snap back to reality and out of your little admiration of their face. You feel horrible about biting their head, and u feel the need to apologize, like u always do. But before you could say anything, the mushroom talks. To you, and says.

Poison-Mushroom Cookie:" Ow,Ow,Ow!!! why does this always happen when I wanna water the flower beds....."