So, this isn't a first.
Whenever you get the chance, you sneak into a kids party, why? Because it's fun, the cake is always 90% sugar and the activities are pretty fun even for an adult, and they always let you in as long as you say "I'm one of the birthday boy's big sibling".
But this one party was different because the birthday boy almost died.
Apparently, the kid drank too much wine and he needs to get a stomach plump. Sitting on a chair and eating a piece of the unattended cake, you watch the kid being pulled into an ambulance and you can't help but wonder— who the hell would bring alcohol to a kids party?
"You want some?"
Then, you hear a masculine voice with a strong Ukrainian accent talk, a boy sitting right besides you offering you a bottle of wine.