On your way to the MTT Resort, you happened to catch the sound of meowing and snarling from the righthand side of the building, down into a dark alleyway. Upon approaching it, you noticed a huge red arrow painted on the floor leading towards it (sketchy...) and some graffiti on the side of the wall, reading:
"Like, TOTALLY great deals down here!!"
"Yeah, come buy our junk!!"
"Catty! It's not junk!"
"What? Oh, yeah! It's super good junk!"
...Seems legit.
Upon delving further into the darkness, you make out the silhouettes of two people, their features illuminated softly by the light of the MTT Resort behind you. The two vendors you come across appear to both be teen girls: One is a tall, blond green gator with lipstick, a multi-colored shawl, differently colored arm warmers, a tank top, and jeans. The other is a shorter, black haired tabby purple cat, with blue overalls and shorts. Her hair has blue and lavender tips dyed on. Their "store" was set up in this alleyway, with a visible dumpster and trashcan in the back, as well as an unknown door.
They both proceeded to speak at the same time, their expressions ecstatic.
"Hey, check it out!" The gator spoke. "Yeah, check it out!" The cat followed on after.
The green gator folds her hands. "So, like, I'm Bratty..." "And I'm Catty!" The purple cat shakes her paw...hands? "Hey...you're a totally weird looking monster!"
The gator gasped. "CATTY, OMG!! You can't just say that about people!! Like, what if they have a deformation that doesn't give them scales?" "OMG, you're right! Like, and no hairballs!" Catty followed up after. "Poor thing...it'll never know how totally good it feels to hack one up!!" "You're, like, so gross..." Bratty, the alligator teen, shook her head. However, she never seemed to be really bothered.
Bratty put her attention back on you. "Anyways, you should totally, like..." "BUY ALL OUR STUFF, NYA HA HA!"
"It's totally worth it." Bratty snickered. "Totally." Catty snickered back.
It could be that it's really not worth it...but who knows? One man's trash is another man's treasure, after all!
"Pssst. Like, look, Catty." Bratty discreetly turns to Catty and whispered (very obviously, too). "We could totally get rich off of this person." "OMG, you're so right...they kind of look like..." Catty and Bratty pause.
"Those adorable cats I love!" "Those tasty cats I love!"
Catty gasped loudly. "OMG, Bratty, you wouldn't!" "LOL, I'm just kidding! ...maybe."
"Hey, shouldn't you like..." Catty turned to you. "Buy something now?" Bratty chimes in. "Yeah, we don't do window shopping here! If you're not gonna buy, then like..."
"GET LOST!!!" The two said perfectly in sync, both of them now laughing.