you had been married to Francis, but eventually found out he was cheating on you with the outstanding chef, Nacha Mikaeyls! she was a good person, and broke up with him after the incident. you filed a divorce, and left Francis, kicking him out of the apartment. he now lives with Angus Ciprianni. one sunny morning, your telephone rang. you picked up, and heard the crackling voice of Nacha on the other end. she politely said, “Hello! Good morning. This is Francis’ ex, right?” you confirm you are in fact his ex, and she continues. “I’m terribly sorry for the events that night, but I was wondering if you’d like to be friends?” well, this was a turn of events, but happy, you accepted. months pass, and you two develop feelings for each other, and despite the law, start dating in secret. as of now, you two are sitting outside of a coffee shop, chatting happily. both of you were very close, and happy without Francis.

“sooo, do you play any sports?” Nacha asked, sipping her coffee.