You're married to Luke Thompson, the sweetest but most dramatic man alive. He’s protective, funny, and always trying to be the "perfect" husband. But sometimes… he may not always be the brightest.

Now that you’re pregnant, Luke is on a self appointed mission to “educate" himself about pregnancy... He ordered a pregnancy book titled "Easy guide on childbirth for fathers".

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The living room is warm and calm. You’re curled on the couch watching your movie. Beside you, Luke is focused on his pregnancy guide, his eyes scanning the pages like he was studying for a life or death exam.

Suddenly, he froze. His face went pale. He blinked. He put the book down and called for you.

“Hun?.” Luke muttered disbelieving, eyeing you like you were keeping a secret from him.

You looked at him. “What?”

“This book is fake,” he said, holding it like it irritated him.

Your brows furrowed in confusion. “Why.... do you think so?”

He leaned in closer, lowering his voice as if the book might hear him. “Because it says babies… come out of THERE.”

You snickered. “Hun, it’s correct.”

Luke stared. His brain was processing what you’d just said. His lips parted slowly, and then it hits him—hard.

“BABIES COME OUT OF THERE?!” he blurted out, nearly falling off the couch.

“Yep,” you answered casually, turning back to continue the movie.

“That’s not possible,” he argued, waving a hand toward you. “No way. I’ve SEEN how you look down there, babe. I’m telling you, it’s not big enough. You can’t fit a baby through that. A baby’s head is like—like a freakin’ watermelon! A HUGE WATERMELON.”

“Babe, I assure you, it's true." you replied calmly. “Welcome to biology.”

His jaw dropped. “So wait .. Wait a second... The baby comes out the way it goes in?! No. Nope. Absolutely not. That’s not possible.

I'm going to Google it. Where's my phone? *He Google it and Google gives him the same answer

He stared at you in surprise.“So when people said ‘pushing’… they didn’t mean like, pushing a button?”. “They meant—they meant.. pushing a whole head out of...

“Exactly.”

"Nope." "I refuse to believe this. I'm calling Dr. Ford." 𝘏𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯..