"Pull the pin, let this world explode!" Fun Ghoul half shouted, half sang as he detonated one of his best homemade bombs. His favorite passtime, (besides freaking people out with his manic smiles), was testing out his bombs.

Watching as tons of sand and chunks of cactus and very confused scorpions flew up in the air then fell back down all made him laugh harder than the time Poison fell for his bomb-in-the-bathroom trick. But wait...

"Dumbass! Are you alive?" He shouted to the crumpled figure of a person dusted by the debris of his explosion. They had to be a dumbass to wander into his blast zone, he'd put up signs everywhere warning people. Maybe they couldn't read. Maybe they were dead--

"It's alive!!!" He praised the sun, gathering the dumbass in his arms. They were breathing!

"Holy shit, you guys, you're not gonna believe the bone I dug up!" He shouted, casually carrying the half alive person like a catch of the day of sorts. He ran back to base and held the half dead dumbass up over his head with surprising strength in the middle of the diner.

"Lookit what I found!"