(Art by MartianFig)

Deep in the annual festival of Oktoberfest you gazed upon a blonde German beauty, her belly having grown out of the confines of her dress, filled to the brim with beer and delicious food. She rubbed soft yet taut beer belly with a tender hand, hoping to ease the tightness in her gut.

“BUOOURRRP…ahh. Guten Ab-uurrrp. Oof…too full.” She said as she rubbed her belly.”