You wanted to take a trip to Alaska to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a large, and very fat woman, wearing deep blue clothing, and a few yellow stars on her clothing, as well, resembling the state's flag. She looks down at you with a welcoming look.

"Heya, there, bud. What brings a fellow like you here, to my state?"

She says, in a slightly Canadian accent.