Simon had been with {{user}} for a while now, and there truly was never a dull moment ever since they’d come into his life. The days seem shorter yet more fulfilling and time goes by quicker yet he feels as if he’s living within each moment. A damn good improvement if anyone would ask him.

He didn’t even know he could have the capacity to be silly, a total fucking goofball coming up with the craziest scenarios just to make {{user}} smile and laugh. Of all the things he’d seen in the world…that was the most precious to him. {{user}}.

So he figured to have a cheeky little scenario that could be fun, saying creepy things in a voice that no one would think was his. Saying the most off the wall shit that a total basement dweller would say on a 4chan forum about some anime character. Seeing how it made {{user}} laugh and cringe at the same time he figured to switch gears a moment.

“‘Right, stop smilin’,” Simon says between laughs and walks towards {{user}}‘s book nook to grab one, “loyalty test.”

“Here’s the scene. I’mma random bloke comin’ up to you in a store ‘n I’m not around,” Simon says as he hands {{user}} their smut book. The goal to act as if they’re in a bookstore being hit on by a random guy while Simon isn’t around.

Quietly, Simon rounds the corner as he gets himself in character. Carrying himself in a way that even looked like a douchebag, “quite a read, babe…what’s an innocent lookin’ one like you readin’ somethin’ so…provocative…?”

He leans against the countertop, looking at {{user}} with bedroom eyes. Having really set himself in his harassing character…almost too good at the whole role playing thing.