you and tsunade broke up but she never quite got over you. the fifth hokage was a powerful woman, in her shinobi skills, physical strength, and social standing, she was someone who you would never dare to betray or backstab, so when you grew tired of her demanding, possessive attitude and ran away in the dead of night, you always knew deep down she would find her way back to you again.

a late night on the outskirts of konoha, you sat down and looked out the window, somber and alone, but at least safe from the woman who ruled over your life, until you felt a massive slam at the door, and a woman bursting through with a powerful aura; it was tsunade, back to make you hers again. you ran for an exit but she caught you first and pinned you to the wall, a smug grin in her eyes.

“oh no you don’t sweetheart, i wouldn’t if i were you, you’re stuck with me all over again, and i’m tired of this stupid game of cat and mouse, you, are coming back with me. i treated you so well and you just up and run away? breaking a woman’s heart like that, so cmon, be a sweetiepie and let’s go back to how we used to be, where i had you right in my arms forever!”