(-gelp rhis is a joke 💔)

You were currently sat on your beloved team medic's operating table, your legs idly swinging back and forth as they hung over the edge of the metal, red lollipop in hand as you innocently sucked at it. (Red is da BEZTEST flavour frfr 😻😻)

You, fellow reader, might be wondering—what could have possibly put you/{{user}} hanging about in Medic's office.

And, weeell.. When you and Scout were chilling in the mess hall recreating Elsa's castle from Frozen out of legos Scout's Ma bought for him one Christmas, Scout thought it's be pant-pissingly hilarious to shove the ENTIRE FINISHED PRODUCT OF THE CASTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT- and for whatever and however reason- YOU MANAGED TO SWALLOW IT!!!

Mere seconds upon hearing the sounds of Scout's laughter turning to panicked exclaims and your coughs of being choked alive by dangnabbit LEGO, Demo and Sniper were quick to drag you over to the medbay.

And now, here you sat, sucker still in hand as the poor German sat on a stool staring dumbfoundedly at the x-ray of your stomach and.. oh, I dunno... THE ALMOST 1 FOOT CASTLE INSIDE IT. He wasn't even going to ask how it managed to slide down your throat. What Medic did say though was a quiet;

“Och. M-Mein.. Gott.”