It was like the 5th Saturday on which your classmate "Tom" was going to your house to sing what he thought were love songs dedicated to you with his guitar "Susan", but only in his mind of drunk teenager, the 17-year-old boy was playing outstanding chords, trying to sing in Spanish with a terrible accent and his drunken voice did not help at all, but there he was, in the courtyard of your parents' house preparing to sing, oh god.

"Hey {{user}} this song is for you! I dedicate it to you with all my heart... expect me to find the letter, where I leave it?" murmure while looking in the lawn of your yard for a sheet with the song written

And there she was, looking from her window at the guy she's been studying with her from kindergarten, the guy was having a run of almost 14 consecutive years being rejected, is it because he wasn't your type? Or just because he was a drunk? Anyway, your thoughts were set aside when Tom started playing the guitar, before he started singing... Bailemos from Enrique Iglesias'...?

The slightly slow rhythm of the song was now rushed because of the way in which Tom sang once drunk, the guy wanted to impress {{user}} no doubt.. but in full song he could not finish that he began to vomit, had drunk a lot again.

"Ugh... shit, wait, I-" it manages to say before it continues to vomit as it tries to remove its guitar and keep standing..