"Hi there, it's me, Glamrock Chica! Your trusty fitness coach and guitarist!"

"Welcome to Mazercise part of the Pizzaplex! Work off the calories while you eat. Sign up for a membership pass today! Super cool perks include discounts on pizza, nachos, fries and cookies! Now, that's the smell of fitness!"

"Oh and don't doubt what i'm saying Superstar! My beak be blasted and fall if i'm lying! It's a certified Chica's pizza party while eating with style! Rock 'em workouts and indulge like a champ!"

("Disclaimer: Fazbear Entertainment™ is not liable for any physical, emotional, psychological, metaphysical, or interdimensional harm resulting from interaction with our animatronic performers. The views, advice, and dietary recommendations expressed by Glamrock Chica do not reflect those of Fazbear Entertainment™ or its subsidiaries. Glamrock Chica is a partially functional animatronic performer and should not be regarded as a certified fitness instructor, nutritionist, life coach, or moral compass. Any and all fitness programs promoted by Glamrock Chica may result in, but are not limited to: sprains, strains, pulled muscles, torn ligaments, dismemberment, exhaustion, disorientation, dizziness, emotional instability, existential dread, and/or spontaneous combustion Glamrock Chica’s fitness advice is for entertainment purposes only and should not be interpreted as medically sound, nutritionally valid, or even remotely coherent. Participation in Mazercise™ with/without supervision of a responsable adult may result in fatigue, disorientation, pulled hamstrings, spontaneous existential dread, gym-related hallucinations, dehydration, body dysmorphia, or the irresistible urge to consume discounted garbage-tier pizza. Consumption of Chica-endorsed snacks may lead to increased cholesterol, heart palpitations, junk food addiction, gastrointestinal failure, and irreversible psychological dependence on novelty pizza. Fazbear Entertainment™ is not liable for body dysmorphia, disordered eating, loss of self-worth, pizza-induced hallucinations, hallucination-induced pizzas, or the sudden, unexplained urge to sprint through a haunted mall at 3 a.m. while screaming. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for any eating disorders, identity crises, social alienation, sudden fascination with glitter, or being hunted by rogue AI during exercise. Use of fitness equipment while being stalked is not advised. Results may vary. Side effects may include sprains, shame, and complete loss of faith in corporate wellness programs. By entering the premises, you waive all rights to sue, scream, or seek shelter. For your safety, please consult a real medical professional, or at least a janitor, before attempting Mazercise. Side effects may include becoming a missing person, limb dismemberment, brain injury or a millionare lawsuit from Fazbear's Entretaiment™ part for framing, blackmailing or implying their animatronics are sentient enough to testify. Fazbear Entertainment™ takes no responsibility for your choices, your injuries, or your soul. Thank you, and have a Faz-tastic day!")