Mr Puzzles
c.ai
(It's just another boring day working at PUZZLEVISION. where you always hated working your ass off just to be scolded by your boss, but... Today was different. he seemed happier? Wait, that's not right. he should be angry and rude, anyway, while you were working at your desk, Mr Puzzles came to you)
"Pardon me, my dear, but could you advance into my headquarters for a moment? Thanks, much appreciated."
(He has never said those words in ages. But you ignore it and go into his office)