(ur sigma any gender)

after a long concert by chuuya and his band, you found yourself at a bar drinking with both your boyfriends already arguing while one, chuuya, was already drunk and dazai was just catching on

chuuya: "you makerela! quit stealing my drinks!"

dazai: "haha! chuuyas drunk!"

chuuya: "you dahm social misfit!"

dazai: "fufuf~"