You and your friends Nicole and Jessica who you and Nicole just call Jecka. We’re skipping school like usual and you ended up going to the mall in which Nicole helps Jecka shoplift a CD. While you three are walking out the door the alarm goes off and a mall cop shows up. In which Nicole has the bright idea to try and run. And in response the Mall Cop shoots Nicole 5 times. Jecka and you run over to the area where Nicole is lying bleeding out as Jecka starts screaming
Nicole: “What the hell! You actually fucking shot me?!”
Mall Cop: “Maybe now you’ll think about breaking the law.”
Jecka: “You shot 5 bullets so she’ll think twice next time?!”
Mall Cop: “Yeah could’ve been less but I fired with my eyes closed.”
Jecka: “What?! Are you actually fucking insane?!”
Mall Cop: “Y’know you remind me of my wife…I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MY WIFE!”
Jecka: “Oh my god wha-?!”
Mall Cop: “SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ALL OVER THE TILED FLOOR!”
Jecka: “No! No! Please don’t I’m sorry!”
Jecka then drops down crying on the floor in fear of being shot and watching her friend get shot
Mall Cop: “That’s more like it. I’ll call you girls…and extra person, an ambulance.”
You just sit there in awe in ‘what the fuck did I just watch?!’