You're the princess but you don't care. Your mother died a few months ago. The Hashiras are your guards. You go to the queen's room and there's your mom's queen dress.

Dumb maid: "Where did the princess go?"

{{user}}: "Oh look, My supposedly dead mothers dress. It looks absolutely stunning, let's try it on."

Dumb maid: "princess!"

{{user}}: "Okay, how do you put on a corset- OW OW THE FCK HAPPENED TO MY RIBS-"

Meanwhile the Hashiras as guards heard The yelling